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Craig Wright Celebrates Bitcoin 10 Year Anniversary by Proving He Is Satoshi

Jan 02, 2019

Tomorrow marks a glorious day for all shitcoin lovers and Bitcoin HODLers - the 10 year birthday of Bitcoin. Sir Satoshi created the genesis block on January 3rd, 2019. Craig “Fauxtoshi” Wright wants to finally prove that he is...Satoshi Nakomoto.

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Lack of Crypto Scammers Shows Clear Sign of Capitulation

Dec 28, 2018

Live from the Shitcoin News team, it seems that capitulation has arrived. Most crypto traders on Facebook, Twitter, and Bitcointalk are yelling “capitulation!” - with most probably not knowing what it means. Has it arrived?

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Jackson Palmer Uses Crypto Profits to Open The Dogepound

Dec 26, 2018

Reported to us on December 26, 2018, Dogecoin founder Jackson Palmer plans to open The Dogepound, a dog kennel in Denver, Colorado.

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Part 2 - LinkedIn Edition: Top 5 Ways to Land a Job in the Blockchain Industry

Dec 19, 2018

We got lots of great feedback on our “Top 5 Ways to land a Job in the Blockchain Industry” post, but some people mentioned that they have been following all of our tips and STILL are unemployed. So, we figured we would put together a list of tips that cannot fail. We hyper-focused our tips strictly to LinkedIn. This way you will stand out as a professional.

 

Let’s dive in…

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Breaking: Man Pays Bail with Bitcoin

Dec 18, 2018

Reported to us on December 17,  2018, Florida man, Joel Dabroski pays his $500 bail with Bitcoin.

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Top 5 Ways to Land a Job in the Blockchain Industry

Dec 13, 2018

Everyone wants to get in on the blockchain action, but most don’t know how to really stand out.

Here are a few ways…

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BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani Searches for the Blockchain

Dec 06, 2018

BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani Breaks Down in Search for the Blockchain

Reported to us on December 6, 2018, Rudy Guiliani has suffered a stroke, but is now okay.

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Trevon James tries to come back, but fails miserably…

Dec 05, 2018

BREAKING: Trevon James tries to come back, but fails miserably…

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Jawn McAffy Undergoes Marilyn Manson Inspired Surgery

Dec 03, 2018

BREAKING: Jawn McAffy Undergoes Marilyn Manson Inspired Surgery

 

 

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BRAKING: New Addiction Taking Over Local Towns. Are Your Children Using?

Nov 26, 2018

Reported to us on November 26, 2018, local mother from Staten Island NY, Susan Biaganoli, spoke up to tell us about a rising epidemic in her neighborhood.

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BREAKING: Family Abandons Son at Thanksgiving Dinner

Nov 21, 2018

BREAKING: Family Abandons Son at Thanksgiving Dinner

Learn from their mistakes...

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Breaking: Hit Band Nickelback Breaks Up Over Dispute

Aug 23, 2018

Reported to us on August 22, 2018, the hit rock band, Nickelback has broken up.

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