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Jackson Palmer Uses Crypto Profits to Open The Dogepound

Dec 26, 2018


Reported to us on December 26, 2018, Dogecoin founder Jackson Palmer plans to open The Dogepound, a dog kennel in Denver, Colorado.

 

Sources say that the Dogecoin founder and cryptocurrency thought-leader has plans to open The Dogepound after experiencing both the loss of his pet dog, and the loss in value to his precious Dogecoin stash (in USD).

His love for Dogecoin and his dog, named Doge, were evidently significant and unconditional.

If the bear market has taught Palmer one thing, it’s that money does not buy happiness. The drastic price decline in the cryptocurrency market made Palmer realize that he loves one thing and one thing only, doges. He even trained his dog with commands such as, “very sit,” and “much fetch.”

The purist path forward for Palmer at this point is to put his heart and soul in the Dogepound, where dogs are saved, and of course, Doge is accepted.

You heard it here first folks, from The Dogepound in Denver, back to you n00bs.



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Written by Michael Rosenblat of the Shitcoin News team