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The Blockchain Industry. Do You Get It?

Hey guys - instead of a coin review, satire, or a technical explanation, we quickly want to touch upon the blockchain industry and how disruptive of a market it really is.

Craig Wright Celebrates Bitcoin 10 Year Anniversary by Proving He Is Satoshi

Tomorrow marks a glorious day for all shitcoin lovers and Bitcoin HODLers - the 10 year birthday of Bitcoin. Sir Satoshi created the genesis block on January 3rd, 2019. Craig “Fauxtoshi” Wright wants to finally prove that he is...Satoshi Nakomoto.

Part 2 - LinkedIn Edition: Top 5 Ways to Land a Job in the Blockchain Industry

We got lots of great feedback on our “Top 5 Ways to land a Job in the Blockchain Industry” post, but some people mentioned that they have been following all of our tips and STILL are unemployed. So, we figured we would put together a list of tips that cannot fail. We hyper-focused our tips strictly to LinkedIn. This way you will stand out as a professional.

Let’s dive in…

Breaking: Man Pays Bail with Bitcoin

Reported to us on December 17,  2018, Florida man, Joel Dabroski pays his $500 bail with Bitcoin.

Top 5 Ways to Land a Job in the Blockchain Industry

Everyone wants to get in on the blockchain action, but most don’t know how to really stand out.

Here are a few ways…

SingularityNET - Shitcoin Review

Alright, folks!

Today’s review has been getting lots of attention, but we noticed some confusion about what the project really does...

Today we’ll explain SingularityNET so anyone can understand.

Let’s dig in…

BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani Searches for the Blockchain

BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani Breaks Down in Search for the Blockchain

Reported to us on December 6, 2018, Rudy Guiliani has suffered a stroke, but is now okay.

Trevon James tries to come back, but fails miserably…

BREAKING: Trevon James tries to come back, but fails miserably…

Medicalchain - Shitcoin Review

Whattup! Time for another quick review.

There are many projects competing in the healthcare space since the way patient data is saved and shared amongst different entities is all sorts of f****d up.

Requested by our community...today we will briefly go over Medicalchain.

Let’s dig in…

Raiden Network Token - Shitcoin Review

Everyone is buzzing about Bitcoin’s lightning network…

But...don’t other platforms need their own version/implementation of the lightning network, since most blockchains have inherent scalability issues..?

You betcha!

Today’s review is of the Raiden Network..and we will see if they can effectively be the lightning network for Ethereum.

Let’s dig in…

GoChain - Shitcoin Review

“YOOO Aaron turn up that Daft Punk, bruh”
*turns up volume*

lyrics:

Work It

Make It

Do It

Makes Us

Harder

Better

Faster

Stronger

“WAIT,” exclaimed Mike, “this reminds me of a slogan for a coin we have been getting requests for…”

Today’s review is GoChain which claims to be “smarter, better, faster, stronger” than other smart contract enabled blockchains. (holy crap that sounded nerdy)

Let’s dig in…

Revain - Shitcoin Review

Another day, another review.

The greatest part about doiownashitcoin.com is that we can keep the reviews informative, blunt, and straightforward with no pressure from advertisers or sponsors.

More ‘formal’ review sites may pop up, some competition will come, but the raw content just won’t be as good...case and point. We’re savage, especially against competitors.

Today we will be reviewing a project called Revain, which is a blockchain based review site...thus, a competitor. DUN DUN DUNNNN. 

Let’s dig in…

FunFair - Shitcoin Review

We’re all degenerate gamblers.

Going all in on shitcoins...betting on random Augur markets...and of course, traditional gambling (card games, slots, etc).

Today’s review is of FunFair.

Let’s dig in…

QuarkChain - Shitcoin Review

Feeling particularly weird and impulsive today.

Not sure why, people always call us QUIRKY, but lately it’s been worse…

Wait..Quirky? Quirrrrrky….Quuaarrkkyyy….

Today’s review is Quarkchain...stfu and read along. You'll like this one. 

Let’s dig in….

SpankChain - Shitcoin Review

This is our 69th review!

What better than to review a project that has to do with all things NSFW ;)

Knowing the crypto community, especially with this bear market, adult entertainment has certainly been a huge source of….relief. YOU SICK BASTARDS.

Today’s review is Spankchain!

Let’s dig in…

Holochain - Shitcoin Review

HOLy mOly

This review will be off the chain...quite literally.

Today’s review is: Holochain.

Let’s dig in…

GXChain - Shitcoin Review

Oh man...been one heck of a weekend.

Sunday, we literally had the worst hangovers we’ve ever experienced.

But, that was because Saturday night was OFF THE CHAIN…

Was that another cringey pun segue?

You betcha….it’s Monday, give us a break.

Today’s review is of GXChain.

Let’s dig in….

Dragonchain - Shitcoin Review

We’re all dreamers in the crypto space.

Moons...lambos...pumps (without dumps)....the list goes on.

There is one project that might be your magic ticket to the moon (or not, who the heck knows..).

Today’s review is a project originally started by Disney - WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE.

If you hadn’t guessed, today’s review is Dragonchain.

Let’s dig in...

RChain - Shitcoin Review

Classic 2017.

Don’t have a mainnet yet, whatever.

Will do a token swap for ‘meaningful’ coins once mainnet launches (hopefully), whatever.

Raise a quick $15M in two weeks, whatever.

This is precisely what happened to RChain...today’s review.

Let’s dig in…

ChainLink - Shitcoin Review

[Scene begins]

*stands up from couch with half empty bottle of whiskey*

‘Back at ya with another freestyle ya’ll’

“Smart contracts are cool, but they kind of stink,

There’s no way to connect, if only there was a LINK,

But we find solutions, they call us the ORACLE,

Because this new idea will show you a miracle”

*plumps back on couch...looks up in deep thought*

“I wonder if there is a way to LINK these CHAINS to external API’s...like a decentralized oracle! This def doesn’t exist,” said very drunkenly

“We’ll be the next Ethereum!!! Holy SHIT!”

Turns out this idea exists...it exists very much...actually there are several options. We are idiots.

So, we feel compelled to discuss a project with you working on just this: ChainLink

While our writing tenses may be off, and our grammar sucks (perhaps purposely)...we can damn well tell you about them cryptos.

Let’s dig in…(after we sober up)

MaidSafeCoin - Shitcoin Review

Data storage.

While we’ve expressed our issues with the distributed data storage business as with Siacoin (we think it’s kind of shit), there are others in the space that have been around longer that are worth mentioning.

Today’s project is, MaidSafeCoin.

Let’s dig in…

Aion - Shitcoin Review

Scalability, scalability, scalability.

The transaction throughput of most blockchains is currently pretty shit.

CryptoKitties totally rekt Ethereum’s chain and that was a joke.  

Anyways...amongst many trying to solve this scalability issue, we have Aion.

Let’s dig in…