Do I Own a Shitcoin?

Nuls - Shitcoin Review

Oct 19

Dogecoin - Shitcoin Review

Oct 08

Lisk - Shitcoin Review

Oct 03


RChain - Shitcoin Review

Sep 19, 2018

Classic 2017.

Don’t have a mainnet yet, whatever.

Will do a token swap for ‘meaningful’ coins once mainnet launches (hopefully), whatever.

Raise a quick $15M in two weeks, whatever.

This is precisely what happened to’s review.

Let’s dig in…

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Cybermiles - Shitcoin Review

Sep 18, 2018

*puts glass of whiskey down*

*exhales calmly*

“I live my life a quarter mile at a time..”


Today’s review is Cybermiles.

Stfu, ignore this intro, and let’s dig in…

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Bytecoin - Shitcoin Review

Sep 14, 2018

‘Another one bytes the dust,

And another one gone and another one gone

And another one bytes the dust, yeah!” - Queeen

Today’s review is of an OG coin that has a loyal community, sitting at #25 on CoinMarketCap at the time of this writing, but has been out of the spotlight for a while...Bytecoin!


Let’s dig in…

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Storj - Shitcoin Review

Sep 13, 2018

Alright shitcoiners, we know your desktops are cluttered with shit.

If only there were an easy to solution to offload that junk to a blockchain...or something.

WELP...luckily many projects are working on just this.

One being Storj.

Let’s dig in…

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Substratum - Shitcoin Review

Sep 12, 2018

Move over Pied Piper, there’s a new guy in town.

Unfortunately for Richard Hendrix, there is plenty of competition sprouting up in the race towards building a decentralized internet.

Today’s coin has been gaining traction, and requested by our community: Substratum.


Let’s dig in…

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ChainLink - Shitcoin Review

Sep 11, 2018

[Scene begins]

*stands up from couch with half empty bottle of whiskey*

‘Back at ya with another freestyle ya’ll’

“Smart contracts are cool, but they kind of stink,

There’s no way to connect, if only there was a LINK,

But we find solutions, they call us the ORACLE,

Because this new idea will show you a miracle”

*plumps back on couch...looks up in deep thought*

“I wonder if there is a way to LINK these CHAINS to external API’ a decentralized oracle! This def doesn’t exist,” said very drunkenly

“We’ll be the next Ethereum!!! Holy SHIT!”

Turns out this idea exists very much...actually there are several options. We are idiots.

So, we feel compelled to discuss a project with you working on just this: ChainLink

While our writing tenses may be off, and our grammar sucks (perhaps purposely)...we can damn well tell you about them cryptos.


Let’s dig in…(after we sober up)

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MakerDAO - Shitcoin Review

Sep 10, 2018

As the Winklevii release their stablecoin, we figured we should talk about an alternative.

It is MAKing waves in the space.

Today’s review is MakerDAO and their stablecoin, Dai.

Let’s dig in….

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Electroneum - Shitcoin Review

Sep 07, 2018

Alright alright, today’s coin is a bit more controversial, lovers and haters.

But hey, controversy is part of who we are

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause it feels so empty without me” - Eminem


Today’s review is Electroneum….


Lets’ dig in..

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Quantstamp - Shitcoin Review

Sep 06, 2018

Besides Lord Vitalik and our own master dev, Aaron, most everyone sucks at programming.

Bug after bug after bug…

Hack after hack after hack…


Today we’ll explore Quantstamp, a security auditing platform for smart contracts.

Let’s dig in…

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Civic - Shitcoin Review

Sep 05, 2018

We have no idea how the cluck this project got their domain

Even if they do have a mid level celebrity.

Today’s project is Honda Civic…

SORRY, just Civic…at

Let’s dig in..

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