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Tezos - Shitcoin Review

Sep 25, 2018

First post on our new blog today, woot woot!


Feels good :D

 

Today’s coin is competing with some of the big boys like Bubble Butt Buterin (no clue why we said that...probably alcohol...he should go to the gym and focus on leg day though. Although if he was a meathead, would that change the way you look at him? Why are you reading this? Time to get off of this tangent...)

 

As of late, this coin has been climbing the ranks on Coinmarketcap, sitting at #17 at the time of this writing.

 

Today’s review is of Tezos.

 

Let’s dig in…


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Wagerr - Shitcoin Review

Sep 24, 2018

We BET that you haven't heard of today’s token.

Wanna BET?

How much you wanna BET?

Okay...we bet you already know that today’s coin has to do with….betting.

Well...you bet right!

Today’s review is of Wagerr….(that’s not a typo, two r’s is correct...classic shitcoin amiright?)

Let’s dig in….


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Decentraland - Shitcoin Review

Sep 21, 2018

Virtual reality….

Cryptocurrencies….

Decentralization….

SO MANY BUZZWORDS...but so impractical.

This leads us to today’s review: Decentraland.

Let’s dig in….


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OmiseGO - Shitcoin Review

Sep 21, 2018

OMG, we should be able spend crypto anywhere.

And as a business owner, it sucks having to wait for crypto, it’s like OMG WTF.

Wait..OMG?

Ahh...OMG.

Yes, another cheesy intro to the coin summary of the day: OMG (OmiseGO).

 

Let’s dig in…


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Bitcoin Gold - Shitcoin Review

Sep 20, 2018

Hey guys, if Bitcoin used Equihash for its consensus algo instead of SHA-256, would you give a shit?

Neither would we.

Which brings us to today’s coin: Bitcoin Gold.

Let’s dig in…

 


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RChain - Shitcoin Review

Sep 19, 2018

Classic 2017.

Don’t have a mainnet yet, whatever.

Will do a token swap for ‘meaningful’ coins once mainnet launches (hopefully), whatever.

Raise a quick $15M in two weeks, whatever.

This is precisely what happened to RChain...today’s review.

Let’s dig in…


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Cybermiles - Shitcoin Review

Sep 18, 2018

*puts glass of whiskey down*

*exhales calmly*

“I live my life a quarter mile at a time..”

OR CYBERMILE AT A TIME AMIRIGHT?

Today’s review is Cybermiles.

Stfu, ignore this intro, and let’s dig in…


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Bytecoin - Shitcoin Review

Sep 14, 2018

‘Another one bytes the dust,

And another one gone and another one gone

And another one bytes the dust, yeah!” - Queeen

Today’s review is of an OG coin that has a loyal community, sitting at #25 on CoinMarketCap at the time of this writing, but has been out of the spotlight for a while...Bytecoin!

 

Let’s dig in…


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Storj - Shitcoin Review

Sep 13, 2018

Alright shitcoiners, we know your desktops are cluttered with shit.

If only there were an easy to solution to offload that junk to a blockchain...or something.

WELP...luckily many projects are working on just this.

One being Storj.

Let’s dig in…


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Substratum - Shitcoin Review

Sep 12, 2018

Move over Pied Piper, there’s a new guy in town.

Unfortunately for Richard Hendrix, there is plenty of competition sprouting up in the race towards building a decentralized internet.

Today’s coin has been gaining traction, and requested by our community: Substratum.

 

Let’s dig in…


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