Do I Own a Shitcoin?

Jawn McAffy Undergoes Marilyn Manson Inspired Surgery

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GoChain - Shitcoin Review

“YOOO Aaron turn up that Daft Punk, bruh”
*turns up volume*

lyrics:

Work It

Make It

Do It

Makes Us

Harder

Better

Faster

Stronger

“WAIT,” exclaimed Mike, “this reminds me of a slogan for a coin we have been getting requests for…”

Today’s review is GoChain which claims to be “smarter, better, faster, stronger” than other smart contract enabled blockchains. (holy crap that sounded nerdy)

Let’s dig in…

Dragonchain - Shitcoin Review

We’re all dreamers in the crypto space.

Moons...lambos...pumps (without dumps)....the list goes on.

There is one project that might be your magic ticket to the moon (or not, who the heck knows..).

Today’s review is a project originally started by Disney - WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE.

If you hadn’t guessed, today’s review is Dragonchain.

Let’s dig in...

OmiseGO - Shitcoin Review

OMG, we should be able spend crypto anywhere.

And as a business owner, it sucks having to wait for crypto, it’s like OMG WTF.

Wait..OMG?

Ahh...OMG.

Yes, another cheesy intro to the coin summary of the day: OMG (OmiseGO).

Let’s dig in…

Bitcoin Gold - Shitcoin Review

Hey guys, if Bitcoin used Equihash for its consensus algo instead of SHA-256, would you give a shit?

Neither would we.

Which brings us to today’s coin: Bitcoin Gold.

Let’s dig in…

Golem - Shitcoin Review

Yo...screw Amazon. They keep getting bigger and bigger, but are they offering more?

ARE THEY TAKING POWER AWAY FROM THE MAN, MAN?

BEZOS, GATES, GETTING RICHER AND RICHER.

*deep breaths and shot of whiskey* Relax...relax. Maybe we're just salty because this bear market is forcing us to drink shit liquor.

Anyways, this brings us to a potential savior...another cloud computing solution: Golem.

Let's dig in...