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Ethos - Shitcoin Review

Aug 31, 2018

*puts whisky down*

Guys, the universe is one.

We are one in the same.

It’s beautiful…


Wallets suck, and you need an individual wallet for most coins.

One project (of many) working on a universal wallet is our coin review of the day: Ethos.


Let’s dig in…

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OmiseGO - Shitcoin Review

Sep 21, 2018

OMG, we should be able spend crypto anywhere.

And as a business owner, it sucks having to wait for crypto, it’s like OMG WTF.



Yes, another cheesy intro to the coin summary of the day: OMG (OmiseGO).


Let’s dig in…

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Quantstamp - Shitcoin Review

Sep 06, 2018

Besides Lord Vitalik and our own master dev, Aaron, most everyone sucks at programming.

Bug after bug after bug…

Hack after hack after hack…


Today we’ll explore Quantstamp, a security auditing platform for smart contracts.

Let’s dig in…

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Qtum - Shitcoin Review

Sep 28, 2018

Do you love Bitcoin? :D

Do you love Ethereum? :D

Why not get the best of both worlds? :D

(okay, no more smileys)

Today’s review is of a coin that tries to combine the advantages of both networks into one.

Today’s review is… Qtum!


Let’s dig in…

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Cybermiles - Shitcoin Review

Sep 18, 2018

*puts glass of whiskey down*

*exhales calmly*

“I live my life a quarter mile at a time..”


Today’s review is Cybermiles.

Stfu, ignore this intro, and let’s dig in…

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Breaking: Hit Band Nickelback Breaks Up Over Dispute

Aug 23, 2018

Reported to us on August 22, 2018, the hit rock band, Nickelback has broken up.

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Useless Ethereum Token - Shitcoin Review

Aug 13, 2018

Alright, lately we have been reviewing mid-tier shitcoins.

The reason is partially because MOST coins are indeed mid-tier, it’s obviously a bell curve…

We’ll chat more about that as we fine tune our shittiness algo and release it ;)

BUT...we figured we should start throwing some more shitcoins in the mix....bring more of the savage and humor.

That’s exactly why the perfect segue (we wanted to type segway...or segwit..) is to review the Useless Ethereum Token (UET).

Yessir, that is the name of a real token, listed on HitBTC, that people trade.

WARNING: most shitcoins are not this obvious. Most are more clever and use crap jargon that we will call out in the future.


Anyways, let’s dig in to UET!

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Tezos - Shitcoin Review

Sep 25, 2018

First post on our new blog today, woot woot!

Feels good :D


Today’s coin is competing with some of the big boys like Bubble Butt Buterin (no clue why we said that...probably alcohol...he should go to the gym and focus on leg day though. Although if he was a meathead, would that change the way you look at him? Why are you reading this? Time to get off of this tangent...)


As of late, this coin has been climbing the ranks on Coinmarketcap, sitting at #17 at the time of this writing.


Today’s review is of Tezos.


Let’s dig in…

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Populous - Shitcoin Review

Oct 02, 2018

Been a while since you heard another freestyle from us ;)

Uh 1...2...3...4… *Aaron starts beatboxing*


Mike: “Crypto gives the people back their voice,

Governments, nations, and any haters just don’t have a choice,

Crypto gives us all opportunity,

For a new niche, new voice, and upward trajectory,”


Aaron: Nah nah...too typical of a topic. Let’s get a bit more personal about our crypto struggles.

Uh 1...2...3...4.. *Aaron starts beatboxing again*


Mike: “Starting a huge crypto business ain’t just something we dreamt,

Because now thousands of invoices are being sent,

But unfortunately for us, the bear market came,

And now no one can pay us, which is pretty lame”


*Aaron puts whiskey handle down and high fives Mike*

Mike: “Ohh baby, we’ll be stars in no time...but yo, imagine if we could somehow get money for our empty invoices..?”

This leads us to today’s project, which has a novel idea for the space, and is at #52 on Coinmarketcap at the time of this writing: Populous.

Let’s dig in…

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