Do I Own a Shitcoin?

Civic - Shitcoin Review

We have no idea how the cluck this project got their domain

Even if they do have a mid level celebrity.

Today’s project is Honda Civic…

SORRY, just Civic…at civic.com...

Let’s dig in..

Enigma - Shitcoin Review

Eminem’s new album got us inspired.

*sips last drop of whiskey in the bottle…

Check out this freestyle, yo..

Okay, here we go

“Balls deep in shitcoins, don’t you know

It’s all we can think about - rain, sleet or snow,

Our life before crypto is such a blurr

There was no meaning, no purpose, that’s for sure,

And while crypto might have some sort of stigma

It don’t matter 'cause my life before crypto is such an enigma”

WAIT...ENIGMA?

Yep, that brings an end to another cringey intro, and to our coin review of the day….Enigma.

Let’s dig in…

Ontology- Shitcoin Review

Another request from the community.

There's been a shitton of confusion around this coin which we want to clear up.

People think this is the next big thing, but the use-case is a bit more focused than most think (because most are n00bs).

Today’s review is: Ontology.

Let’s dig in…

Ethos - Shitcoin Review

*puts whisky down*

Guys, the universe is one.

We are one in the same.

It’s beautiful…

BUT NOT IN CRYPTO.

Wallets suck, and you need an individual wallet for most coins.

One project (of many) working on a universal wallet is our coin review of the day: Ethos.

Let’s dig in…

Stratis - Shitcoin Review

WHEN MOON?

Let’s hope that this next altcoin bull run pushes us into the STRATosphere…

STRATosphere?

Was that another cheesy pun segue for today’s coin of the day?

You betcha.

Today we will review Stratis.

Let’s dig in…

Gincoin - Shitcoin Review

Second day of a low-tier shitcoin.

Low-tier shitcoins are fun to review because it shows just how careful you need to be when exploring shitcoins, there’s so many, and so many are total shit.

Today’s coin is GINcoin.

Let’s dig in…

NIX - Shitcoin Review

Today’s coin review is a cool one, and is a request from the community.

Today we shall review the NIX platform.

Let’s dig in..

Particl - Shitcoin Review

Oh yeah…bumpin’ to this music.

“You's a window shopper

Mad at me, I think I know why”

*raises volume while holding bottle of whiskey like a G*

“Jada you's a window shopper

In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy

Joe you's a window shopper”

Oh baby, we’ve been groovin’ to “Window Shopper” by 50 Cent.

Damn bear market has us window shopping, but we won’t let that hold us down.

Today's coin gets us excited to start buying shit when our coins obviously pump...

Today’s coin review is: Particl.

Let’s dig in…

*lowers 50 Cent*

Breaking: Hit Band Nickelback Breaks Up Over Dispute

Reported to us on August 22, 2018, the hit rock band, Nickelback has broken up.

Polymath - Shitcoin Review

Think ICO’s are hot shit?

Wait until we start to really tokenize securities (STO’s)

That will BOOM...way bigger marketcaps and fundraises than ICO’s.

Today we’ll discuss Polymath, a project aiming to streamline the STO process.

Let’s dig in….