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Hydrogen - Shitcoin Review

Whattup shitcoiners - hope you’re ready to roll into the weekend.

Our community asked us to review/summarize a project we have not heard of until...well...today.

So, due to popular demand, we will review Hydro.

Let’s dig in…

Storm - Shitcoin Review

Welp, today’s review will be rather quick....probably like many of your sex lives ;) 

A simple ERC-20 token with a straightforward business plan…

Today’s review is Storm.

Let’s dig in..

Decentraland - Shitcoin Review

Virtual reality….

Cryptocurrencies….

Decentralization….

SO MANY BUZZWORDS...but so impractical.

This leads us to today’s review: Decentraland.

Let’s dig in….

OmiseGO - Shitcoin Review

OMG, we should be able spend crypto anywhere.

And as a business owner, it sucks having to wait for crypto, it’s like OMG WTF.

Wait..OMG?

Ahh...OMG.

Yes, another cheesy intro to the coin summary of the day: OMG (OmiseGO).

Let’s dig in…

Cybermiles - Shitcoin Review

*puts glass of whiskey down*

*exhales calmly*

“I live my life a quarter mile at a time..”

OR CYBERMILE AT A TIME AMIRIGHT?

Today’s review is Cybermiles.

Stfu, ignore this intro, and let’s dig in…

Quantstamp - Shitcoin Review

Besides Lord Vitalik and our own master dev, Aaron, most everyone sucks at programming.

Bug after bug after bug…

Hack after hack after hack…

UNTIL NOW.

Today we’ll explore Quantstamp, a security auditing platform for smart contracts.

Let’s dig in…

Civic - Shitcoin Review

We have no idea how the cluck this project got their domain

Even if they do have a mid level celebrity.

Today’s project is Honda Civic…

SORRY, just Civic…at civic.com...

Let’s dig in..

Coins vs Tokens

Oh hey there, welcome to the super awesome shitcoins newsletter.

When we mentioned that you won’t find a community like us anywhere else, we weren’t joking. We will be sending a mix of topics, giveaways, news, and shitcoin speculations over time.

Today is topic #1 and we are going to learn about a shitload of different shit.

Coins vs Tokens (and money)

We see a lot of n00bs (and ‘experts’) mixing up the differences between coins and tokens...so we figured we would sort this out, and also get a little philosophical about what money actually is.