Do I Own a Shitcoin?

Lisk - Shitcoin Review

For all you dApp lovers, today should be an interesting review.

Most likely a project you know.

If not, you are a nub.

Cutting to the chase...today’s review is Lisk.

Let’s dig in…

Populous - Shitcoin Review

Been a while since you heard another freestyle from us ;)

Uh 1...2...3...4… *Aaron starts beatboxing*

Mike: “Crypto gives the people back their voice,

Governments, nations, and any haters just don’t have a choice,

Crypto gives us all opportunity,

For a new niche, new voice, and upward trajectory,”

Aaron: Nah nah...too typical of a topic. Let’s get a bit more personal about our crypto struggles.

Uh 1...2...3...4.. *Aaron starts beatboxing again*

Mike: “Starting a huge crypto business ain’t just something we dreamt,

Because now thousands of invoices are being sent,

But unfortunately for us, the bear market came,

And now no one can pay us, which is pretty lame”

*Aaron puts whiskey handle down and high fives Mike*

Mike: “Ohh baby, we’ll be stars in no time...but yo, imagine if we could somehow get money for our empty invoices..?”

This leads us to today’s project, which has a novel idea for the space, and is at #52 on Coinmarketcap at the time of this writing: Populous.

Let’s dig in…

GXChain - Shitcoin Review

Oh man...been one heck of a weekend.

Sunday, we literally had the worst hangovers we’ve ever experienced.

But, that was because Saturday night was OFF THE CHAIN…

Was that another cringey pun segue?

You betcha….it’s Monday, give us a break.

Today’s review is of GXChain.

Let’s dig in….

Qtum - Shitcoin Review

Do you love Bitcoin? :D

Do you love Ethereum? :D

Why not get the best of both worlds? :D

(okay, no more smileys)

Today’s review is of a coin that tries to combine the advantages of both networks into one.

Today’s review is… Qtum!

Let’s dig in…

IOST - Shitcoin Review

We hate all types of scalability.

As we get older, our weight scales poorly.

We step on a scale, then we step right off...who needs that hard hit of reality?

One scalability issue that we can talk about head on is that of blockchains.

As more people use it, the more important scalability becomes.

Today’s review is IOST, which is yet another project aiming to solve the blockchain scalability issue.

Let’s dig in…

Dragonchain - Shitcoin Review

We’re all dreamers in the crypto space.

Moons...lambos...pumps (without dumps)....the list goes on.

There is one project that might be your magic ticket to the moon (or not, who the heck knows..).

Today’s review is a project originally started by Disney - WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE.

If you hadn’t guessed, today’s review is Dragonchain.

Let’s dig in...

Tezos - Shitcoin Review

First post on our new blog today, woot woot!

Feels good :D

Today’s coin is competing with some of the big boys like Bubble Butt Buterin (no clue why we said that...probably alcohol...he should go to the gym and focus on leg day though. Although if he was a meathead, would that change the way you look at him? Why are you reading this? Time to get off of this tangent...)

As of late, this coin has been climbing the ranks on Coinmarketcap, sitting at #17 at the time of this writing.

Today’s review is of Tezos.

Let’s dig in…

Wagerr - Shitcoin Review

We BET that you haven't heard of today’s token.

Wanna BET?

How much you wanna BET?

Okay...we bet you already know that today’s coin has to do with….betting.

Well...you bet right!

Today’s review is of Wagerr….(that’s not a typo, two r’s is correct...classic shitcoin amiright?)

Let’s dig in….

Decentraland - Shitcoin Review

Virtual reality….

Cryptocurrencies….

Decentralization….

SO MANY BUZZWORDS...but so impractical.

This leads us to today’s review: Decentraland.

Let’s dig in….

OmiseGO - Shitcoin Review

OMG, we should be able spend crypto anywhere.

And as a business owner, it sucks having to wait for crypto, it’s like OMG WTF.

Wait..OMG?

Ahh...OMG.

Yes, another cheesy intro to the coin summary of the day: OMG (OmiseGO).

Let’s dig in…