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SIRIN LABS Token - Shitcoin Review

Whattup shitcoiners - happy Monday.

In light of a green day in crypto, we will review an ICO that actually completed a product.

WHAT?!?!?!? Yep, an ICO that didn’t dump their ETH :D

Today’s review is of SIRIN LABS token (yes, they seem to type it in caps like that…)

Let’s dig in…

Raiden Network Token - Shitcoin Review

Everyone is buzzing about Bitcoin’s lightning network…

But...don’t other platforms need their own version/implementation of the lightning network, since most blockchains have inherent scalability issues..?

You betcha!

Today’s review is of the Raiden Network..and we will see if they can effectively be the lightning network for Ethereum.

Let’s dig in…

Waves - Shitcoin Review

This project has been making WAVES in the scene for some time now.

With a loyal following and decent LIQUIDity, they have a bunch of fans.

Can’t think of any more ocean related puns at the moment, so that brings us to today’s review: Waves.

Let’s dig in…

Useless Ethereum Token - Shitcoin Review

Alright, lately we have been reviewing mid-tier shitcoins.

The reason is partially because MOST coins are indeed mid-tier, it’s obviously a bell curve…

We’ll chat more about that as we fine tune our shittiness algo and release it ;)

BUT...we figured we should start throwing some more shitcoins in the mix....bring more of the savage and humor.

That’s exactly why the perfect segue (we wanted to type segway...or segwit..) is to review the Useless Ethereum Token (UET).

Yessir, that is the name of a real token, listed on HitBTC, that people trade.

WARNING: most shitcoins are not this obvious. Most are more clever and use crap jargon that we will call out in the future.

Anyways, let’s dig in to UET!

Basic Attention Token - Shitcoin Review

We are all sheep to the media...don’t act like you don’t love it.

Laughing at memes, Facebook stalking, YouTube videos, clickbait.

It’s fast. It’s fun. It’s addicting.

Kind of like this blog?

So...given that we are helpless to the media and love consuming shit, let’s dive in to the shitcoin of the day: Basic Attention Token (BAT)...to reward you for your social media love.

Coins vs Tokens

Oh hey there, welcome to the super awesome shitcoins newsletter.

When we mentioned that you won’t find a community like us anywhere else, we weren’t joking. We will be sending a mix of topics, giveaways, news, and shitcoin speculations over time.

Today is topic #1 and we are going to learn about a shitload of different shit.

Coins vs Tokens (and money)

We see a lot of n00bs (and ‘experts’) mixing up the differences between coins and tokens...so we figured we would sort this out, and also get a little philosophical about what money actually is.